Greig - Should we put up the seat on your bike Brodie?Brodie - You mean the saddle, Dad?
Me - Brodie, would you like a 'Wildlife' yoghurt? (This is the brand he chose an hour before) Brodie - A railway yoghurt Mum? Me (exasperated) - No listen Brodie, I said 'Wildlife' yoghurt. Brodie - Yes please. Happily talks to himself while eating yogurt. This is a wildway yoghurt you know, he says to Grier
and my personal favourite, completely out of the blue
'Dad, where is your tambourine?'