I'm well aware, What Grier Said could be a regular feature too, but for now lets get these out of the way
Mum I'll be 5 on on my next birthday
No that's not possible, you'll just have to stay 4 forever and not grow anymore.
Sorry Mum, that's just not how the life works
Is Grier sleeping Brodie?
No. Yes. No. Well her eyes are smaller than usual. Yes.
While watching Baroness Thatcher's funeral
What's in the box?
The body of Baroness Thatcher, she'll be buried after the funeral.
Well that's a shame. They should keep the body and cut it up and see how the bits work.
In bed with a very sleepy Greig and I one early morning
Excuse me Dad. An oarfish would be the same size as your whole bedroom
Dad, my prey is cheerios
Getting out of the bath
Brrrr, I'm as cold as a furnace is hot.
What's the soup Mum?
Potato and Carrot mostly
OK, let's call it Parrot Soup. We're having Parrot Soup, We're having Parrot Soup (repeat)
This will never get old, (for me at least)