What Brodie Said 8

It's been far too long since the last instalment.


Mum, there can't be toilets on rockets. There isn't room. You must just pee into space.

Mum, the reason you are always cold and why Dad and I are always toasty is because boys have general heaters. They keep us warm see? 

Greig when decanting his homemade ginger beer into bottles asks Brodie if it smells nice. His reply? 

Yes it smells delicious, a bit like pee. 

|On pulling into a carpark in Kirkcaldy Brodie announces. Ok Dad, we're here, activate helmets and breathing backpacks.

He learned the song 'How much is that Doggy in the Window?' at nursery but insists that the first line is 'Imagine the doggy in the window'. Insists. 


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